True Blood Funny Quote

I've loved True Blood for ages now, and his has to be my most favourite quote/scene in the whole series:

Lafayette: Excuse me. Who ordered the hamburger, with AIDS?
Redneck: I ordered the hamburger deluxe.
Lafayette: In this restaurant, the hamburger deluxe comes with french fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and AIDS. Do anybody have a problem with that?
Redneck: Yeah, I'm an American and I got say in who makes my food.
Lafayette: Well baby, it's too late for that. Faggots been breeding your cows, raising your chickens, even brewing your beer alone even before I walked my sexy ass up in this mother fucker. Everything on your god damned table got AIDS.
Redneck: You still ain't making me eat no AIDS burger.
Lafayette: Well all you gotta do is say hold the AIDS. Here...
*Lafayette picks up one of the hamburger buns and licks it.*
Lafayette: Eat it.
*Lafayette pushes the bun onto the redneck’s face and punches him.*
Lafayette: Bitch, you come in my house you’re gonna eat my food the way I fucking make it! Do you understand me?
*Lafayette takes the redneck’s plate and dumps the food into his lap.*
Lafayette: Tip your waitress.

Lafayette rocks. I just re-discovered this quote through my 'True Blood Quote of the Day' application on my iGoogle homepage. (that is why it is a new post topic even though this is an old scene/quote)

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